I'M GONNA NEED A LIBERAL TO EXPLAIN THE PROBLEM WITH JASON ALDEAN'S SONG TO ME.
I don't understand the butt-hurt factor?
Lyrics to “Try That In A Small Town”
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk - This keeps happening daily all over the USA.
Carjack an old lady at a red light - This keeps happening daily all over the USA.
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store- Every town has this problem.
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like- No problem here.
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face- This crime is illegal everywhere.
Stomp on the flag and light it up- All races agree on this one.
Yeah, ya think you're tough- Nothing here that’s offensive.
Well, try that in a small town- Telling people that small towns won’t tolerate crime
See how far ya make it down the road- Telling people that we won’t tolerate crime
Around here, we take care of our own- We look out for our neighbors.
You cross that line, it won't take long- Commit a crime and you will be caught
For you to find out, I recommend you don't- Fair warning.
Try that in a small town- Telling people that small towns won’t tolerate crime
Got a gun that my granddad gave me- Simple statement
They say one day they're gonna round up- We’re not letting anybody take our guns
Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck- Different areas, Different values
Try that in a small town- Same as above
See how far ya make it down the road- Same as above
Around here, we take care of our own- Same as above
You cross that line, it won't take long- Same as above
For you to find out, I recommend you don't- Same as above
Try that in a small town- Same as above
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right- Everyone should be proud of this.
If you're looking for a fight- Telling people they shouldn’t be doing that.
Try that in a small town- Same as above
Try that in a small town- Same as above
Try that in a small town- Same as above
See how far ya make it down the road- Same as above
Around here, we take care of our own- Same as above
You cross that line, it won't take long- Same as above
For you to find out, I recommend you don't- Same as above
Try that in a small town- Same as above
Try that in a small town- Same as above
Ooh-ooh- Nothing here that’s offensive.
Try that in a small town- Same as above
So, there is the song; there are the words, what is the problem?
A few more things I’ll note about the song:
There is ONE 4-letter word that could be offensive to some. (Shit)
There is nothing about sex in the song.
The first paragraph describes crimes that everyone should be against.
The sixth paragraph talks about “Good ole boys,” which could be offensive to hillbillies, BUT- there are no hillbillies protesting, so that can’t be it.
There is nothing derogatory toward ANY race. I mean, let’s try and use just a tiny amount of common sense here; we all know that criminals come in all flavors.
NOW, Let’s post the lyrics to a very popular song to which there were ZERO protests over by the liberal left. I’ll let you analyze each line on your own for this one.
**The following are the words to a song by the “artist,” Cardi B. The words are vulgar and offensive, so use caution going forward. AAC
Lyrics to “WAP” by Cardi B.
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large, and extra hard
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk yo' shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores-
There was never a single protest about this trash being played on the radio. The liberals were perfectly fine with this garbage, but talk about THEIR CRIMINALS that are on the 5 o’clock news every night, and they lose their damned minds!
Liberals LOVE Criminals. They have used disgusting tactics to get laws passed to PROTECT Criminals, NOT CITIZENS, CRIMINALS!
Until a liberal can explain to me and make me understand, why Aldean’s song is so horrible, but Cardi B’s song is perfectly acceptable, their opinions of ANYTHING mean about as much to me as an extra hair on my ass.